Cute Funny Quotes

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  If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
  Tom Snyder


• I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.
  Barry Goldwater


• A man's go to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
  Rhonda Hansome


• It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.
  Julie Burchill


• Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
  Ron Nesen


• Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.
  Chris Evans


• Adults are just obsolete children.
  Dr Seuss


• Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
  Joan Collins


• A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
  Author Unknown


• Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties
  Author Unknown


• Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have on something they don't need.
  Will Rogers


• I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and had to slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zip it up real quick?
  Mitch Hedberg


• Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.
  Marlene Dietrich


• An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
  Author Unknown


• Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
  Mark Twain


• Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
  Author Unknown


• If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  Harry S. Truman


• A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
  Franklin P. Jones


• Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
  Paula Poundstone


• I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
  Robert Orben


• An adult is someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
  Author Unknown


• Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
  Erica Jong


• Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
  Author Unknown


• I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. Extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.
  Steven Wright


• Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
  Benjamin Franklin

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