Funny Family Quotes

• FUNNY FAMILY QUOTE OF THE PAGE
  Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  George Burns


• If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
  Ashleigh Brilliant


• Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts.
  Author Unknown


• Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.
  Elizabeth II


• Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
  Charles Dickens


• My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
  Penelope Lombard


• I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it.
  Author Unknown


• The voice of parents is the voice of gods, for to their children they are heaven’s lieutenants.
  Shakespeare


• The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.
  Robert Frost


• Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.
  Francis Bacon


• Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
  Benjamin Franklin


• Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
  Michael Levine


• In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
  Margaret Laurence





• The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
  Sam Levenson


• Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
  Jane Howard


• A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
  Ogden Nash


• If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
  George Bernard Shaw


• If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
  Jeff Foxworthy


• When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
  George Bernard Shaw


• I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
  Bob Hope


• Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
  Douglas Adams


• Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
  Chinese Proverb


• To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
  Oscar Wilde


• The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to.
  Dodie Smith


• Better a loving single-parent family than a 'conventional' family where the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.
  Moby


• Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
  Robert Frost

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