Funny Food Quotes

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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better. -Robert Redford

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead. -Woody Allen

By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'. -Gary Larson

The only two things I don’t eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.Author unknown

Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I can’t believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I’m still hungry. -Mike Kalin

My mom made two dishes: Take it or Leave it. -Stephen Wright

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C. -Cookie Monster

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. -W.C. Fields

I have long believed that good food, good eating is all about risk. Whether we’re talking about unpasteurized Stilton, raw oysters or working for organized crime ‘associates,’ food, for me, has always been an adventure. -Anthony Bourdain

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. -George Miller

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven’t yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food? -Bill Bryson


I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that? -Jay Leno

It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have been all over it.-Julia Child

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. -P. J. O’Rourke

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight. -Yogi Berra

Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either. -Trixie Koontz

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. -Fran Lebowitz

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter.-Author unknown

I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good – if it’s the pepper or the oni. -Ulrik Stephens

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.-Jay Leno

I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something. -Mitch Hedberg

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before. -Rita Rudner

Fun-sized Snickers? Who’s this fun for? Not me. I need six or seven of these babies in a row to start having fun. -Jeff Carlin

The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. -Andy Rooney

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