Funny Friendship Quotes

• Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
  Spike Milligan


• I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
  Virginia Woolf


• A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
  Arthur Brisbane


• A true friend stabs you in the front.
  Oscar Wilde


• A friend to all is a friend to none.
  Aristotle


• Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
  Jane Austen


• The best time to make friends is before you need them.
  Ether Barrymore


• One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
  George Carlin


• An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
  Jim Hayes


• A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
  Bernard Meltzar


• I got a lot of best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
  Archie Bunker


• Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
  C.S.Lewis


• Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.
  Truman Capote


• A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
  Doug Lawson


• Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
  Eustache Deschamps

Hope you enjoyed these quotes. True friendship is very rare, you should appreciate it. Please find inspiration for great friendships from these quotes. To your success!




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