Funny Love Quotes

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  True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
  La Rochefoucauld


• If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
  Bette Midler


• Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
  Erma Bombeck


• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
  George Carlin


• Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
  Joan Crawford


• If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
  Lily Tomlin


• You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
  Author Unknown


• Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
  Albert Einstein


• Love is a grave mental disease.
  Plato


• You can't buy love on eBay.
  Author Unknown


• Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed.
  Albert Einstein


• The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes.
  Author Unknown


• Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
  Cathy Carlyle


• Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
  Cher


• By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing,And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
  Dorothy Parker


• An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  Agatha Christie


• All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
  Shelley Winters









• When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
  Author Unknown


• If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
  Katharine Hepburn


• It is impossible to love and be wise.
  Francis Bacon


• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
  Woody Allen


• I was married by a judge.I should have asked for a jury.
  Groucho Marx


• The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
  Cher


• The only people who make love all the time are liars.
  Louis Jordan


• Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
  Friedrich Nietzsche


• When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.And she never did.
  James Fineous McBride


• It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who gets tied up.
  Joan Rivers


• Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
  Fran Lebowitz


• Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
  W. Somerset Maugham


• Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
  Jean Kerr


• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
  Walt Disney


• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
  Joan Rivers


• The only people who make love all the time are liars.
  Louis Jordan


• I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
  Steve Martin

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