Funny Quotes

Welcome to my funny quotes page. They do say laugh as much as possible in your life. I am a laugher. I am always laughing or smiling, its something I bring to the world.

These quotes are meant to make you laugh out loud. Do not take life too seriously.

• FUNNY QUOTE OF THE PAGE
  The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
  Vidal Sassoon


• The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
  Joe Girard


• For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
  Ralph Waldo Emerson


• The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
  Sarah Brown


• Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.
  Richard Bach (Illusions)


• Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.
  Will Rogers


• Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk.
  J.C. Penney


• We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
  George Bernard Shaw


• Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
  Bertrand Russell


• Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.
  Henry Ford


• Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
  Jesse Jackson


• Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself for he shall never cease to be entertained.
  John Boswell


• Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
  Henry J. Kaiser


• The next best thing to winning is losing! At least you've been in the race.
  Nellie Hershey Tullis


• The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.
  Thomas Holcroft

I hope you laughed your heart out at these funny quotes. But more importantly hope you were inspired by them.

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