Funny Sports Quotes

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  You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
  Lee Trevino


• On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
  Lou Holtz


• The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willy.
  Brian Johnson


• They always try to play with our minds. But that won’t work with our club. We’ve got 20 guys without brains.
  Bobby Clarke


• I'd run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.
  Russ Grimm


• The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
  Bob Varsha


• I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
  Rodney Dangerfield


• Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.
  Shug Jordan


• We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
  Jason Kidd


• Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass.
  George Raveling.


• The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.
  Spider Lockhart


• He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
  Lou Deva


• Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
  Jim Murray commenting on Sandy Koufax


• I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father
  Greg Norman


• We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
  Pat Williams


• They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds.
  Wilt Chamberlain.


• Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.
  Yogi Berra


• The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.
  Randy Cross


• There's more to boxing than hitting. There's no getting hit, for instance.
  George Foreman


• If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them.
  Rod Gilbert


• Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.
  Doug Collins


• You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.
  Murry Mexted


• The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
  Yogi Berra


• Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.
  Charles Shackleford


• The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse.
  Steve Sloan


• Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?”Shaquille O’Neal: “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to.
  Shaquille O’Neal


• This (talking about basketball) is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.
  Dick Vertleib


• Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like pimps.
  Tiger Woods

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