Funny Work Quotes

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. - Sarah Brown

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. -Al Capp

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. -Theodore Roosevelt

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -Edgar Bergen

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. -Robert Orben

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. -Cannon's Law

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.-Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. -Bertrand Russel

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. - Pablo Picasso

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. -Gustave Flaubert

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time. - Charles Schultz

Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk. - J.C. Penney

When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut - Albert Einstein

God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die. - Author Unknown

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? - Homer Simpson

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