Retirement Quotes

Welcome all to my retirement quotes. I personally think everyone is different but it’s a good idea no matter how old you are to have something to do. Apparently if you retire and just sit around it might just lower your life expectancy.



One of the worst things for old people is not having anything to do, it’s important for people to feel useful. When you retire its vital to have something to occupy you. Some of these quotes will make you laugh out loud, enjoy

• RETIREMENT QUOTE OF THE PAGE
  Retirement has been a discovery of beauty for me. I never had the time before to notice the beauty of my grandkids, my wife, the tree outside my very own front door. And, the beauty of time itself.
  Hartman Jule


• Retirement, a time to do what you want to do, when you want to do it, where you want to do it, and, how you want to do it.
  Catherine Pulsifer


• I've been attending lots of seminars in my retirement. They're called naps.
  Merri Brownworth


• The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.
  Susan Miller


• A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
  Ella Harris


• When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
  Chi Chi Rodriguez


• Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
  Author Unknown


• Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.
  Mason Cooley


• The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
  Abe Lemons


• Planning to retire? Before you do find your hidden passion, do the thing that you have always wanted to do.
  Catherine Pulsifer


• Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
  George Burns


• When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
  R.C. Sherriff


• For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.
  John Sharp Williams


• R etire, now it is your time to: e xperience all that life has to offer, t ake time to smell the roses, i nvestigate your hobbies, r evitalize your dreams, and, e mbark on a new way of life!
  Catherine Pulsifer


• In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
  Author Unknown


• The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does.
  Author Unknown






• I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.
  Danny McGoorty


• Retired is being twice tired, I've thoughtFirst tired of working,Then tired of not.
  Richard Armour


• Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold watch could ever top it.
  Abigail Charleson


• The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money.
  Author Unknown


• Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
  Gene Perret


• I never stopped doing anything [when I retired], I stopped getting paid for it.
  Bill Chavanne


• Retire from work, but not from life.
  M. K. Soni


• Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
  Jonathan Clements


• I work harder now that I have retired from corporate life, than when I actually worked, but I love it.
  Catherine Pulsifer


• Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
  Harry Emerson Fosdick


• May you always have work for your hands to do.May your pockets hold always a coin or two.May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.May the hand of a friend always be near you.And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
  Irish Blessing

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