Sex Quotes

Welcome to my sex quotes page. I love sex its one of the best things that we humans came up with. Absolutely genius and I’m sure you all agree with that statement lol. I could talk about sex forever but I don’t want to distract you from the following sex sayings. Enjoy!

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  Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.
  Joanne Woodward


• An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.
  Aldous Huxley


• An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
  Mae West


• Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.
  Author Unknown


• Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
  Dr. William H. Masters


• Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
  Sophia Loren


• A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
  Victor Lownes


• Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
  Author Unknown


• Sex is an emotion in motion
  Mae West


• Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics
  Author Unknown


• Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
  Woody Allen


• Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
  Robert Byrne


• Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
  Author Unknown


• It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
  Marge Piercy


• Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled
  Harlan Ellison


• The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.
  Truman Capote


• Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
  Henry Louis Mencken






• No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
  Abraham Lincoln


• I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
  Garry Shandling


• Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
  Woody Allen


• Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
  John Callahan


• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
  Billy Joel


• For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.
  Isabel Allende


• Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
  Swami X


• Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
  Butch Hancock


• I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  Author Unknown


• There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
  Elton John


• Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
  Thomas Szasz


• My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
  Erica Jong


• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
  Lily Tomlin


• Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
  George Bernard Shaw


• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
  Woody Allen

Thank you for passing through my sex quotes. Sex is beautiful. I am glad we as humans get to enjoy it.

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